2. The Intra-Mattress Toilet: Tired of the waking up in the middle of the night to relieve yourself? Sick of the stubbing of your toe in the dark on the way to the toilet? Can't stand the turning on of the bathroom light that's so bright you want to hurt someone? There's got to be a better way!
Well now there is. Justin's "Intra-Matress Toilet" (©grayplayer) is the answer to all your late night urinating problems. On the top of these specially crafted mattresses is a sliding door. This opening is in the middle portion of the bed in the region of one's pelvis. Simply push the activating button at the headboard and the mattress door slides open. Inside is a steal basin with piping that leads directly to the house plumbing. This allows the user to roll over and urinate freely whenever the urge hits them. The opening is the size of a toilet seat and for ladies it's padded for extra comfort. After finishing your business, simply push the activating button to seal the opening, let it flush and continue your restful sleep. Now you can skip the inner-monologue debate about if you have to go bad enough to get out of bed. Don't think. Don't move. Just Go!
