iBrain

4 reasons I know Apple uses small bits of human brain to make their iPhones:

1. The application called Shazam: hold your phone up to a song and it tells you the name of the artist, album, song, etc. That's the part of the human brain that recognizes songs.

2. There is now an app. that scans your thumbprint in order to act as a lie detector, love meter, mood scanner, and even tells you if you have a criminal record. They must have used a piece of Ms. Cleo's brain for this.

3. Games like labyrinth, skateboarding, car racing, and others are controlled by simply moving your iPhone in the proper direction. This must be controlled by the section of the brain called "motioney equilibrus". It's real. Look it up. (don't)

4. A little thing called Vlingo takes the voice recognition of most phones and bitch slaps it. Hard. With this little piece of magic you can tell your phone to map directions, call contacts, do an internet seach, or update a new Facebook or Twitter status. For example, you could say: "Internet search-motioney equilibrus", or "twitter-blogging about twitter". I actually just did that one. I can prove it. Follow my tweets: jetosco. For this, Apple must have used the human bit of brain that controls...wait for it...hold...hold...release: bitch slapping. One point-Me!